Mustache

Why do some women keep a mustache?  It leaves me wondering how they don't notice the extreme peach fuzz darkening the pallor of their upper lips?  It's quite unattractive and rather annoying...  Pluck or tweeze, shave or wax.  If ye have the coin for it, laser it away- though for God sakes don't have a hair on your lip. 

I'm tired today and feel like a nice early sleep which shan't happen this eve'