Bathroom thought

I'm sitting in a bathroom now at Barnes & Noble- looking at people and talking to them makes me happy - just spoke with this autistic/retarded fellow who made a quite silly loud noise in the sink while washing his face and drinking water- he responded to my question of what are you doing with "I'm drinking water. I think I should drink water every day" I said- absolutely you should - you should drink at lease 2 liters for your body weight and size everyday- he asked why and I shared with him it flushes out our system and moves all our fluids around to make our bodies healthier - he thanked me- made some funny noises again then left. He came in a few minutes later, let me know he drank 8 cups of water, then stood in front of the urinal pulled his pants and underwear down and peed a fierce pee- lol

I said good job buddy-